Pump Friction

Pump FrictionYou’ve heard of The Spice Girls, well welcome to The Muff Club – where the muff ain’t so tuff! A female group of Lara Croft-style gang bangers that definitely pack more nosh than Posh, the Mufflets – Pink, Yellow, Red, Green and Blue – sure know how to take and administer it ‘Lock, Stock & Cock’ in a heist movie that’s often more “Snatch” than “snatched”!The Initiation: The Club is ‘beaver’-ing away in their hideout preparing for the latest job, but first they have to educate a new recruit in their nefarious ways. What ensues is a sensational five-girl, lesbian gang-bang daisy chain with darting tongues and invasive hands saturated with glistering muff juice!The Fucknap: The gang has split up to carry out their various tasks and Pink and Yellow Muff have taken a Company Cashier. Failing to extract the key for the company safe using conventional methods, Pink Muff tells Yellow Muff to ‘fuck the key right out of him’! After all sorts of sexual shenanigans and ‘funny business’, the cashier reveals his true anal nature and releases the key from his chocolate pocket!The Heist: Armed with the key, now Blue Muff deploys her ample charms! Having blagged her way past security as a pizza delivery girl, she reveals a whole lot more to the guard than just her topping. Their subsequent humping and bumping is spicier than a Pepperoni Pizza. Comatose from this ‘hot-beef injection’, the guard comes-to ‘bagged and gagged’ as Blue Muff exits with cash and gems. “So long, Sucker!” is left ringing in his ears!The Payoff: Back at their hideout, Iron Muff (the boss) is savoring the loot when Red Muff surprises her with a special bonus – a traffic warden whose being giving her regular grief. What follows is traffic of the worst order as angry muff is parked all over him! The girls take it hard in the ‘boot’ while their victim is left ‘feeding the meter’! With a thumping, pumping sound track, “Pump Friction” is a retro porno classic!